HELLFIRE That a “bridge too far” for things?
I can’t resist tossing in more XD XD :
I can imagine the sign : Kerch Bridge temporarily out of service. Mind the gap.
Ukraine and Russia’s squabbles? Water under the sunken Kerch bridge.
Don’t burn your bridges, just blow them up!
Building bridges is easier than mending fences… except in the case of Kerch Bridge.
Ukraine to Russian : “Water you thinking? Build a bridge and get over it!”
They say burning bridges is a bad thing … except in this case.
Headline : “There’s a rumor about someone damaging Kerch bridge, but there’s no concrete evidence.”
Security Guard : “I used to be the Kerch bridge operator, but it took a toll on me.”
Ukraine to Russia : “When life gives you a broken bridge, build a boat!”
I told Russia a joke about construction in Stalingrad (St Petersburg), but no one found it very riveting.
This operation’s autobiography would make for an interesting read as it’s been spanned by so many people.
Kerch Bridge was always the center of attention because it has a broken support system.
The bridge was so cold, it had chills down its spans.
Someone’s going to be the architect of Russian fate, bridging nightmares with reality!
After misbehaving at school, Kerch Bridge is facing a suspension.
Kerch Bridge is blushing because it saw Azov’s bottom.
There’s no bridge named after Chuck Norris because nobody crosses him.
Now I’ll quit while I’m ahead. XD XD
Regards