corporate jargon

egeezer

So much corporate jargon in this one statement, the snake oil is virtually dripping from it 😃

“Verticalizing the ownership of Core Scientific’s high-performance data center infrastructure enables CoreWeave to significantly enhance operating efficiency and de-risk our future expansion, solidifying our growth trajectory,” CoreWeave CEO and chairman Michael Intrator said in a release.

Stembolt

egeezer So much corporate jargon in this one statement, the snake oil is virtually dripping from it

Sounds like the CEO used ChatGPT (A.I.) to write that press release.

Somewhat-Reticent

Stembolt A wise CEO would curate buzzword-trained AI Marketing-babble.

telcodad

egeezer and de-risk our future expansion

I love those “de-” words now.

I hope they won’t need to “de-hire” any of their employees.

Donoreo

egeezer I threw up a little in my mouth there.

g121

Donoreo egeezer I threw up a little in my mouth there.

that will not enhance your coffee tasting skills : )) ..

Sparkchaser

telcodad I love those “de-” words now.

🤣 That was the first thing I saw. It came up and smack me in the face. I don’t even know what the statement was about.

I’m glad I’m retired or shall I say de-working.

dave

Donoreo I threw up

You mean de-digested.

DrStrange

egeezer Are we sure a human wrote this?

HELLFIRE

The bulls**t is so thick it could be served as leftovers for the next 10 months 🙄 🙄 🙄

Regards

Dks01

egeezer Yes, grammatically and syntactically it makes sense. No translation required. Which means I have been immersed in that linguistic methodology for too long, rendering my soul being subject to deconfliction and leveraging certain advantages making promotion a potential personal goal and to the advantage of my employer.

MacLeech

Sparkchaser I’m glad I’m retired or shall I say de-working.

That’s de-employed. Who knows if your were actually working while employed.

Somewhat-Reticent

Dks01 deconfliction

Like “deconfliction line”? Cool!

Somewhat-Reticent

Sparkchaser I’m retired or shall I say de-working

You shan’t: many find themselves working harder while voluntarily NEET.

Beachie

"It’s delightful, it’s delicious
It’s delectable, it’s delirious
It’s dilemma, it’s delimit, it’s deluxe
It’s de-lovely"

Astyanax

He’s changing the paradigm of executive discourse.

vaxvms

MacLeech

That’s de-employed.

When I was told thank-you-for-contributions-good-luck-in-the-future it was called right sizing

HooRU

When I watch Shark Tank I think about how all those contestants want to be corporate big shots. Well, not all of the, some of them. Everyone wants to go big time. Neah, not me. I’m ok where I am, just could use 2 grand more a month and I’d be in heaven.

Corporate legaleeze is just proof you are too big.

Somewhat-Reticent

HooRU Corporate legaleeze is just proof you are ~~too big~~.

In the ever-litigous USA.

Splitpair

HooRU Corporate legaleeze is just proof you are too big.

Where does the logic in that statement come from?