In a surprising turn of federal focus, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency has announced a plan to do what no bureaucracy has dared in nearly two decades: fix the gas can.
Yes, the humble red jug that once poured freely before being “improved” by layers of child-proofing, emissions rules, and design features seemingly developed by a sadistic puzzle master, may finally be on the road to redemption.
“The confusion surrounding gas cans has been a frustration for years. We are proud to address this issue head on,” said EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin in a press release that reads like both a consumer complaint form and a freedom rally. “Moving forward, Americans should have gas cans that are compliant, but most importantly, that are effective and consumer friendly.”
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