px_eliezer_ Red Lobster should not have tried to mussel in on the software business.
Get ready for a tidal wave of puns then – just for the halibut – should dolphinitely not go easy on the fish-y puns! XD XD
How’s the calamari? Ex-squid-sit, thank you.
Crabs frantically search for a place to hide so that they can eat alone. How shellfish.
There is one piece of advice I swear by. Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
The young shrimp left his job because it was a tempurary role.
A fish with a brain condition should always visit a brain sturgeon.
When the fish’s grades came, his teacher said “Not bad, but you cod do better.”
DJ’s are banned from working in fish markets because they always drop the bass.
Tunas are really miffed about the whole salmon-ella thing.
The most blessed seafood is holy mackerel.
Quit buttering up the lobster, it’ll only pincer you in the end.
What did the dentist say to the super-anxious shark? Jaws relax.
When a fish is confused, it says, “can you please be a little more pacific?”
The Lochness monster’s favorite thing to eat is fish-n-ships.
The most expensive fish in the market is goldfish.
Some people don’t really like puns. How o-fin-sive. These are kraken me up!
I’ll quit while I’m ahead, I still got more seafood to fry. XD XD
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