https://www.theregister.com/2025/05/27/mathworks_ransomware_attack_leaves_ondeadline/
https://status.mathworks.com/
Software biz MathWorks is cleaning up a ransomware attack more than a week after it took down MATLAB, its flagship product used by more than five million people worldwide. Yesterday MathWorks finally confirmed users’ suspicions that ransomware was behind the days-long outage. Its status page first indicated there were issues with “multiple applications” on May 18. …
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
Parallel lines have so much in common … It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right.
Why are obtuse triangles always upset? Because it’s never right.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them
How do you solve any equation? Multiply both sides by zero.
Surgeon: Nurse, I have so many patients. Who do I work on first?
Nurse: Simple, follow the order of operations.
Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those that don’t.
Which king loved fractions? Henry the ⅛.
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator… But only a fraction would understand.
Why did the student get upset when her teacher called her average? It was a ‘mean’ thing to say.
I’ll quit while I’m ahead. XD XD
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