https://www.theregister.com/2025/05/21/russias_fancy_bear_alert/
Russian cyberspies have targeted “dozens” of Western and NATO-country logistics providers, tech companies, and government orgs providing transport and foreign assistance to Ukraine, according to a joint government announcement issued Wednesday. The orgs they attacked span “virtually all transportation modes: air, sea, and rail,” the security advisory [PDF] warns. And it points the finger at the Russian General Staff Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) military unit 26165, aka APT28 or Fancy Bear. …
The Russian Bear still swims? Just grin and bear it.
Why’d the APT28 quit their job? They were making the bear minimum.
What kind of car does a bear drive? A Furrari.
How do bears stop a movie? Hit the paws button.
Why did the teddy bear say no to the ice cream? He was beyond stuffed.
What is a teddy bear’s favorite movie? The Fast and the Furry-ous.
Why didn’t the bear have his homework? He fur-got to do it.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear? Winnie the P.U.
My puns may be unbearable, but you can still laugh.
I’ll quit while I’m ahead. XD XD
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