https://www.theregister.com/2025/05/20/ransomware_attack_on_food_distributor/
It’s more bad news for UK supermarkets with chilled and frozen food distribution business Peter Green Chilled confirming a ransomware attack with customers. … The logistics provider said it would not be making any further comments about the attack itself. …
Peter Green chilled out of business? The cold bringing tears to your C-suite’s ice?
Money clearly grows on freeze, icy come, icy go, I guess.
All hail must be breaking loose in the freezer room with this slip up.
All is not frost as it’ll be a cold day in hail before any sort of ransom is paid, amirite? Or is this just the tip of the iceberg (lettuce)?
When the ice house of cards falls apart, Peter Green can just igloo it back together.
I would tell you my best ice pun but it slipped my mind and I “Just Let It Go” I’ll quit while I’m ahead. XD XD
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