https://www.theregister.com/2025/03/26/nsw_police_investigating_court_system/
Australian police are currently investigating the theft of “sensitive” data from a New South Wales court system after they confirmed approximately 9,000 files were stolen. …
Don’t throw the book at me, I’m just trying to make a case for laughter.
It’s a crime not to appreciate a good pun in court!
The case is so solid that even the jury couldn’t bear to hear it.
Wanted to plead the fifth, but ended up with a pun instead.
In this courtroom, the truth will out, but so will the humor.
It’s all fun and games until someone takes the stand.
The jury couldn’t decide if it was a hung trial or just a gag order.
The lawyer got lost, said they took a wrong turn on the path of justice.
A lawyer’s favorite dessert? Subpoena pie.
I’ll quit while I’m ahead. XD XD
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